There's Trouble Afoot at the Cirlce "A"
So Contador's not too happy with Lance's possible return to Bruyneel's side. I don't blame him. Add Levi to the mix (hell, Klodi too) and things get complicated quickly. It'd be like coming home, seeing your lovers' ex walking around in your pajamas as they move their stuff into the spare room.
To help my boy Johan out, I've sent him the following info I got from AskMen.com. I've "edited" it a little to fit the Astana scenario...
TFW's Rules for a Happy Team
1)Establish the rules:
Having a plan and sticking to it goes a long way in make sure everyone walks away satisfied.
2)Be as giving as you can:
Lance & Alberto- "Hey Levi, need help with that mussette?"
Levi- "YOU BETCHA!"
3)Keep yourself busy:
What to do when your teammates are up the road.
4)Be careful with penetration:
Nothing beats a penetration problem liked aged tubulars. Hope Johan has some old stock.
5)Be safe:
Make sure to thank the team in the post race interview. Don't want to get shanked back at the team bus.
I guess we'll get more info when Lance holds his press conference tomorrow. For now, Lance is amped, Alberto is pissy and Levi is trying to figure out why AC is calling him a wheelsuck. This is going to be a fun winter.
1 comment:
I think it is a bad decision by Johan. It has already created a problem on the team with Alberto criticizing Levi for not helping him in the Vuelta. In other words, he is bitching about not being treated like the team leader and he sees Lance's signing as another slap in the face.
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