Thursday, May 15, 2008

Leg Muscle Vitamins



I bought these at Costco and couldn't find them on the banned substance list. Should be good, right? I mean, they're triple strength AND fortified. That just screams GOOD FOR YOU.

What's the worst that could happen? My rocket skates may explode or I'll run myself into the fake tunnel painted on the canyon wall. Eh, reward out weighs risk.

Hmm... maybe all the years of watching Wile E. Coyote and reading Captain America have left me a little numb to the whole performance enhancing thing.

1 comment:

Chris said...

Best cartoon ever! Today's cartoons are so full of dogooders. Where is the violence man??