Deep in The Stacks, you'll find him. He is The Hulk on two wheels.
Hills? He flattens 'em. Wills? He breaks 'em.
Nothing can stand under the pressure of his 56x3. Ed's chains don't snap, they melt. Under contract with CalTrans, EQ serves as an asphalt grinder in exchange for drivetrain components made of depleted uranium and tungsten.
The engineers at Shimano refer to him simply as "MoFo-san: The Destroyer".
If you ride through the East Bay hills, be aware. The trembling you feel isn't the 580 traffic... it's Ed, rollin' up on you. Don't look back, that'll just make him angry.
"ED SMASH!!!"
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Yay. Real content :). I'm a sucker for blogs...
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