Friday, December 7, 2007

My Ass is FEROCIOUS

fe·ro·cious
Pronunciation: \fə-ˈrō-shəs\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin feroc-, ferox, literally, fierce looking, from ferus + -oc-, -ox (akin to Greek ōps eye) — more at eye
Date: 1646
1 : exhibiting or given to extreme fierceness and unrestrained violence and brutality
2 : extremely intense

I think "FEROCIOUS" pretty much describes my ass. Just ask my saddle...

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It didn't break in a crash. Wasn't thrown around. Nope. This is the result of my ASS clinching it while climbing. Just ripped it off the rails and spit it out. My ass is like a Bengal Tiger!

It can make balloon animals too.
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My butt is available for bar and bat mitzvahs, birthdays, political rallies and CX races.

2 comments:

Brian said...

Does it do pleasure parties too?

TreBone said...

of course!