Platinum Blonde

I've been itching to burn my scalp with harsh chemicals. Every once in a while I feel the urge to fuck with my hair. For YEARS I had the same hair cut: short on the sides and back, longer on top. UGH. I'm over that now and feel the need to try new things. The ironic thing, though, is now that I'm getting older, I have less hair to fuck with. If I let it grow too long (which is still short) I hear "wow, your hair is thinning bad." When I cut it short, I hear, "you should grow your hair out more. You look like Lance Amrstrong."

Now, nothing against Dick Armstrong, er, I mean Lance, but I'm not aiming to be a LA clone. Unless, that is, I get to date Sheryl Crow.... hmmm.

Anyway...back to my hair. So, I'm on a mission to find a stylist that is willing to toture me and burn the living hell out of my head so that I may have my wish of being platinum blonde. I'm not talking "hey you have orange-ish hair" blonde. I want Billy F-ing Idol blonde. I want my hair to be as white as it can possibly be.

Sure, my teammates will think I'm a freak, but that's nothing new. Sure people will still think I'm in my twenties...hahahaha. And sure, my hairs on it's way to being white already. All of that is besides the point. I want WHITE HAIR and I WANT IT NOW!!!!

So, if you know someone that does hair, and lives in the YAY AREA, hit me up on myspace at myspace.com/cellblock3857

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